You can tell it is the school holidays, less traffic locally and of course the beautiful weather has gone contrary just in time for parents trying to amuse little ones.
''I've brought along my mother for the evening.''Hello, you smell nice - bit like chip fat.''How do you do? I was here rather early.''Don't mind me scratching, it's just anal scabs.''Now, why don't you pop into the bathroom and make yourself look nice.''Yes, and it's not just Greek 'food' that I like.''Please take note, when it comes to paying the bill, I am not having a starter or coffee.''Yes, I have been on TV - but I don't like to talk about it.Now if you'll just wait, I have to describe you on Twitter.''I'll order for three. I was on Crime-Watch.''I hope you enjoyed yourself tonight - because, thanks to my lifetime pass, I can take you back to Spearmint Rhino as often as you want.''I'm just going to the bathroom to freshen up - oh, and have a massive shit - so you order.'M x Still absorbing the shock - my lovely girlfriend has decided to end the duo sessions she enjoyed with me.Our Saviour is always with us.''Hello (puts finger in ear). I completely understand her reason (no argument or blip between us), in a nutshell it's that her new car has 'location tracking' so she wants to act now, as an avoidance of possible home troubles.Which proves she is wise, but I will miss her cheery face and the fun we had. M x Whenever you feel a little bit despondent, it's all too easy to get very negative, yet all around us - is wonderful countryside, our terrific towns, amazing cities and at present the beautiful weather.1) I hear negative comments, and want to jump up & down to protest, as the caller on the radio...You know the saying: 'all good things come to an end' and that's it folks. says something like: "We no longer manufacture anything in this country, so no wonder we don't export much."Positive take on this: "Totally untrue"!!We’ve been in the business of Live Adult Calls for around 15 years.